Do you feel in the dumps? Like life is never enough? It hurts to look at yourself, Taking a toll on your mental health? Well come with me I’ll show you your destiny ‘Cause I’ve got a neat little trick That’ll fix you up real quick Sometimes There’s no hope in your eyes But come with me I’ll break through your disguise Force femme yourself Force femme yourself Just take your estrogel And we’ll crack that eggshell Force femme yourself Force femme yourself The solution is so near It’ll become crystal queer Just get yourself some cat ears And thigh high socks trust me You’ll be surprised how joyful you can be And slap on this maid outfit Take your dose of E Welcome to gender anarchy Force femme yourself Force femme yourself Just take your estrogel And we’ll crack that eggshell Force femme yourself Force femme yourself The solution is so near It’ll become crystal queer Now every waking moment it’s a statement it’s a fight It’s a miracle you’re still alive And every breath you take It breaks the rules that they make We’re better than them and we will survive Force femme yourself Force femme yourself Just take your estrogel And we’ll crack that eggshell Force femme yourself Force femme yourself The solution is so near It’ll become crystal queer

Let me give you all advice for when romance is so hard When you don’t have a boo for your valentines card Get yourself a girl of the gendered persuasion Let her talk about her special interested, show no evasion And remember to be engaged! Be interested! And most of all be kind!! And say You’re so cute when you’re excited, you’re so cute when you smile And I’m hoping that you might stick around for a while I’ll give you plenty headpats and I’ll listen to your rants I’m just hoping that you’ll give me a chance Now let’s say you’re a gendered girl looking for a gendered guy I’ve got a neat little trick I think you should try Go to open up a jar, pickles, salsa too Ask him to come along and open it for you And don’t be patronising or belittling when you say Oh you’re so big and strong, you’re grip strength does impress The way that you’ve helped me, well, it shows you are the best Now come here hold my hand or put your arm around my waist And let me kiss your stupid handsome face Now lets say, hear me out, theyre neither guy nor gal And what you’re chasing down is a non-binary pal Well talk about your favourite cryptids, say you love the void Say you think the perfect lifeform is a frog of fungoid And put up with their eccentricities and that’s gender moments (you know the ones) And say I think your pronouns are so cool. I love your nounly name I love the way you treat gender like it’s a fun game I hope that I can give the chance to let you feel free Run away and disappear with me It’s important to remember with all these fine folks This is comical advice not surefire stocks Treat them with respect unless they ask you otherwise And always keeps your eyes on the prize FRIENDSHIP

The thing that stands before you is my body so it seems But it's never quite felt the right one for me It's confusing and confounding and it doesn't make much sense And the list of what I need, well it comes with quite an expense I think my shoulders are too broad but I like to have my strength It’s just most people look at me and they see a man My height causes problem for the average chap I think it makes me really hot but they'll just call me trap And there’s this reckoning I gotta go through each day of my life The way people perceive me, it can cut like a knife And it really is a shame I want to love this place I live But the foundations I'm built on Well I think they're sure to give So I've started renovations to make this home feel right It may not seem like much to you but it gets me through the night I've grown my hair out long and nice for how it frames my face And to have people braid it with ribbons and lace And with estrogen my body softens each and every day And for the tits and ass it gave me it’s well worth the pay And while i haven't changed too much about how I present I feel folks should look at me and guess I'm not a gent And there’s this reckoning I gotta go through each day of my life But I’ll fight how they perceive me, I'm sharpening my knife I think I'm slowly learning to love the place I live And for all the hate I give myself For my face and my voice and how I act I’m hoping I’ll forgive Cause I wake up in the morning in the mirror I see A conflicted mess of a person struggling just to be And each day it gets easier things click into place I'm hoping one of these days I’m gonna wake up And love my own face

We don't get a lot of things to truly care about So i’ll hold you in my arms until the stars fade out Maybe then we can have a little peace Cause every day a little more stress, it all builds up I gotta confess I don’t know how long I can keep the pace Maybe I just need an escape Hold my hand in yours and melt away with me After all we’ve been through we deserve obscurity Take me in your arms and watch the world disappear Maybe then we’ll have nothing to fear The life that we lead ain’t too easy on the soul I think I just need someone to make me whole Is that really so much to ask With all we face from day to day I barely find the words to say Just how much I’m being dragged down It’s just nice to have you around Hold my hand in yours and melt away with me After all we’ve been through we deserve obscurity Take me in your arms and watch the world disappear Maybe then we’ll have nothing to fear I remember as a kid when the world seemed so bright And the only thing I feared was the dark in the night It all seems so far away And when it all is said and done I’m just glad I’ve got someone to make me smile through it all It’s the little things that get me through Hold my hand in yours and melt away with me After all we’ve been through we deserve obscurity Take me in your arms and watch the world disappear Maybe then we’ll have nothing to fear

Con Air (1997) is a banger that really loves the troops Nic cage plays a good marine with a good mullet to boot He kills a man in self-defense and is put on a plane Filled with the criminally insaaaane John malkovich has an evil plot Which nic cage has gotta stop He says put the bunny back in the box And the final act fucking rocks And The Rock (1996) is a banger and really loves the troops Ed Harris plays a good general, with good morals to boot Betrayed by the government he steals toxic bombs And takes a bunch of hostages to show the world what's wrong And Nic Cage is a weird little nerd He refuses to swear or use a gun Sean Connery’s their x factor I think he's secretly James Booooooond They’re the films of nic cage they're a special breed My man, my hero, he's my favourite lead No one in the world is quite like him I love him so much my heart’s filled to the brim And Face/Off (1997) is a banger and hard to explain John Travolta and Nic Cage play a face swapping game Who is who is quite unclear throughout the film But I think this movie rocks and I'll die on this hill And there's a mid-ocean prison They wear magnetic boots Nic Cage dresses as a priest!? And gropes a choir member too And Vampires Kiss (1988) is fascinating but hard to summarise I don’t think I'd do it justice within these rhyming lines Just trust me when i say that it’s more than the memes And is filled with genuine emotionality He plays a businessman Who thinks a vampires bitten him Things go downhill for him from there And the ending is really quite grim They’re the films of nic cage they're a special breed My man, my hero, he's my favourite lead No one in the world is quite like him I love him so much my hearts filled to the brim Now don't get me wrong my man has emotional depth Like in the movie Pig (2021) he left me crying and bereft with analysis Of finding things to care about and the tragedy of losing them the emotional drought and in Mandy (2018) two broken people find love provide support and care for each other until they’re torn apart by the awful deeds of an evil cult and demonic bikers Oh its such an insult And Nic cage picks up an axe And swears revenge for this deed He also has a crossbow called the reaper To help him with this need And there’s a sick chainsaw fight And brutal forms of death He takes supernatural acid And crushes with his hands a headddddd They’re the films of nic cage they're a special breed My man, my hero, he's my favourite lead No one in the world is quite like him I love him so much my heart’s filled to the brim They’re the films of nic cage they're a special breed My man, my hero, he's my favourite lead No one in the world is quite like him I love him so much my heart’s filled to the brim

I want to be a little goblin No care in my life I want to be a little goblin with a goblin wife I want to be a little goblin happy and carefree I want to be a little goblin Living in a tree I want to be a moth person My wings would be so large I want to be a moth person Mysterious and in charge I want to be a moth person With a perfect ass I want to be a moth person That life would be first class It’s the cryptid life for me It’s so easy you see Living in the woods with no one to perceive me One day I will runaway And escape from it all But it’ll take some time to work up the gall *mouth sounds and yips* I want to be a myconid given human form I want to be a fungus freak I'm sick of blood that's warm I want to be a myconid they seem like such fungis I want to be a myconid and I will never die And I want to be a vampire with big and sexy teeth I want to be a vampire with all humans beneath I want to be a vampire I’ll go to vampire raves I want to be a vampire That is the latest craze It’s the cryptid life for me It’s so easy you see Living in the woods with no one to perceive me One day I will runaway And escape from it all But it’ll take some time to work up the gall It’s the cryptid life for me It’s so easy you see Living in the woods with no one to perceive me One day I will runaway And escape from it all But it’ll take some time to work up the gall